I know why it isn't a fish.

This. Also, obviously NONE of those Kickstarter backers were developers. Certainly none of the people behind the nearly 170 games that support the device. And clearly none of those have more than one employee who would need a device for testing purposes.

Ah yes, the morons that funded their start-up so that they could get enough interest out there to get major funding and produce the upgraded version that will eventually become the retail release. I'm glad not everyone is as stupid as you and they actually got the funding for the project. These things don't pop out…

It always displays on both screens....have you been under a rock?

Perhaps they need to construct additional pylons

MMM CAPITALISM

No.
They require more minerals.

I was thinking the same thing after looking at the "Quality" bluetooth headset I ordered from Hong Kong that I had to superglue back together.

Seeing the LoL/starcraft players get pissy and crying foul is hilarious.
Fantastic arguments like "we helped build twitch" and "pokemon isn't e-sports"

Cry some more Turbonerds, pokemon has just as much rights as your games do.

Tidus's voice was fine.

im nutty

There where two German Shepards in both the comic and the movie.

Well, they already did fries so sure, why not?

Kotaku tried so hard, but in the end just couldn't release an article without mentioning Flappy Bird.

[looks at shoes]

I am offended this article does not even mention Unreal Tournament (2004) or Quake when talking about "vertical movement."

I actually specifically mention that they're not enforcing the caps right now, and discuss at some length why that likely won't last.

You sank my battleship. Well played.

Do you think Mr Kotaku will read this and go "hmm he's got a point, this will be our last flappy bird article" or is it more likely Mr. Kotaku goes "we got his click and a comment, our job is done until the next flappy bird development"

Interesting reasoning. I guess if you have a certain view of how you think your game should be played/received and it's doing the opposite of that, that might make you kind apprehensive about keeping it out there. Although, 50k a day I would just get rid of all my social media accounts and not talk to anyone about it.