instead of shouting "Blastoise" now he shouts "Trayvon Martin was a thug who had it coming!"

Exactly. This show was chock full of so many symbolic things. Part of me wants to go and deconstruct the entire series and write a 5 page essay on the significance and depth of the symbolism. The other part of me wants a nap.

Starcraft nearly doubled its single player content, and wholly changed the multiplayer meta. It introduced a more RPG-like single player element, too, and was some amazing fun.

This really needs to be the top comment on this article, but it's far too levelheaded to spark the righteous indignation required to reach that status. This is searching for controversy where there is none. This is tumblr social justice. In fact, I think I'm actually finally done with this site, and the entire suite…

and everyone hated on the ps3, too. and the wii. people hate on everything. no surprise.

Damn... That's awful.

you can't pull the hard drive and copy the save data? I thought you could with the ps3

he was just creepy... lol

I enjoyed the battle, the plot, and the sphere system. I liked that there was a separate language that you could translate in the game by collecting the books, and as you got more and more of the books you could make out what the words really were. The summons were pretty cool. I really enjoy a lot of the music.…

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

Some people have wine, others do crystal meth. We Americans eat ourselves to death.

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells...

like I said in another comment, i barely played them. I just remember some "Think of the children!" fanfare when one of them came out.

When I'm feeling especially raunchy, I go for some alternative stuff.

I only ever played the first one, and I don't think I even beat it.

yeah, but for me it's the section with all the power tools and weber grills

didn't God of War have some kind of QTE sex scene?

I played it. It was mediocre for a modern FPS, and sub-par for a Duke Nukem game.

it'd be nice if you could at least try each character in training mode, even if complex AI control is removed. stuff like always jump or block after first hit should still be there though, just not an AI that fights back, to avoid giving you essentially a real game as the character.

Awesome! Thank you! :)