you should make a random account and check into his wife, too... see what he does...

Hey, in the end, the only color greed cares about is green.

Burner accounts FTW!

I just click the one that promises me boobies...

shoot a bible, shoot a quran, shoot war and peace. who does it hurt? nobody. it's fine to be offended, simultaneously, it's fine for me to ignore their feelings.

The Tick

Because: Furries.

spiders can see the whole of the universe

Well played, sir.

I suggest a new drinking game. Every time someone on a Gawker blog says "This isn't news" or some variation thereof, take a shot.

Welcome to Gizmodo, you must be new here.

Dear Sam:

I tried the sunshine and cool breezes but wound up with sun poisoning. Is there any way for me to file a complaint against nature? Can we subpoena the sun or something?

Will any action be taken against players who are modifying their game files for any reason?

Chip and Dale are both still undecided

Case technology changes very little, and considering how they're reusable, you could keep the same case for upwards of a decade. A well designed case is a godsend when you frequently open your PC for cleaning, or changing parts. I hate the case I have now, I need to remove my hard drives in order to change my video…

All of what this guy said, plus DC was busted WIDE open by piracy fairly early on.

NES, SNES, N64, and even the Gamecube, though it was the beginning of the end.

Ask a retarded question, get a retarded answer.

They fundamentally do not give a fuck about you. Nintendo hates you. You are no longer their target demographic. They will release a new zelda, a new mario, a new metroid, etc. in hopes they will lure you to their system, but other than that, they want to pump out shovelware and print money off kids and casuals. The…