From now on, I'm going to flip every heads up penny to tails...

No. Because: 'Murica!

PATENT PENDING!

Maybe, I'm not sure. I was just at a pizza place here in NY on friday and paid by card with no tip line on the receipt.

...You mean the gaming rig I already own? Hooked up to the 40 inch TV a meter away?

So what you're saying is that Sony has a bad business plan and the government should protect them because of it?

When did I say that? You said "people" we're "people"

oops... and they gave me the prize next time i went in... hahaha

Hold on... Wait... Wait... I just had an idea... What if, and this is a stretch, I know... What if people didn't get a tattoo because it was rebelious, or they thought it was a sign of independence or radical thinking... What if they got a tattoo... Because they liked something so much they wanted it permanently stuck…

no, we've renamed what you're thinking of to "mega-real"

I'm good at them. I frequently look at a machine, recognize that there are no easily obtainable prizes, and walk away.

None of us on Gizmodo are.

Nope. I bought mine for Android. That's why I rooted my Kindle Fire

I am Jack's complete and utter disappointment.

The demon Bezosbub

You beat me to it... Well played, sir

By him for taking personal and private images of himself engaging in consensual sex?

This isn't really for a restaurant, it's more for a coffee shop, dunkin donuts, pizza parlor, etc.

Let's do this during the presidential debates. See what we can catch the candidates on.

The ipod wasn't even innovative, I owned an MP3 player long before Apple pushed their shit onto the market. They may have brought it to the forefront, but they didn't innovate.