Santorum raises a million bucks in a day? no biggie, this stuff seems to happen a lot lately...

I've done it. I hadn't been to the dentist in years, for lack of coverage, and started having bad toothaches (weird, right?). I eventually called him and explained, and he said since my family had been going to him for years, he'd charge me what would have been the copay for the visit. After it turned out I needed a…

I'm a massive android fanboy. anyone with enough desire to go through all of my posts can verify this. This is a major fucking oversight on googles part, and really, this shouldn't even be a thing. They need to get their shit together, and fast.

if you're not using google wallet, it doesn't affect you.

womp womp.

3:54

I feel like making it larger horizontally than a full hd video is a bad idea. It would be better to shrink it to the exact resolution to avoid any scaling.

i would have parked as abso-fucking-loutely close to that aston martin as I could to block his driver side door... make him crawl through the passenger side to get in. what's he going to do, key my car? i don't care, the hood is held down with metal screws.

and Brutal Legend was a great RTS marketed as an action game, because suits got involved and were scared to admit it was an RTS. all the ads, and even the demo, showed it off as an action game. when gamers actually got to play it, they felt they didn't get the game they were sold.

no, it's definitely someone taking a picture of him as if he was taking a picture of himself. look at him, he's a hipster, he could never be seen without his iphone.

It's possible to flip it after the fact, but with the iphone he has, he could have just used the front facing camera. it's all about the image.

A couple of decades too late for this guy

I'm 100% with this guy.

If, come April 1st, you're right, I will personally murder internets. ALL of the internets.

my promote button is broken, so this will have to do

"Grandma, no, it's not a 'porno tape,' it's the musicians name. I don't know why he picked that name, maybe he was born GlitchRichard and wanted to shorten it. OK, I'll use 'the Twitters' and ask him tomorrow."

@spraynpray

Road trip!

my thought process

they know what they said. unlike the rest of the typos, this one I believe was intentional :P