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THANK YOU, GREG, WE LOVE YOU! <3

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Actually droid has nothing to do with Motorola. Moto made the Droid, and some of the others, but Droid is a marketing word used by Verizon licensed from Lucasfilm.

I think the biggest question of all is how did the teacher know whose penis it was?

Posting things about other people that they don't want to share online

The sarcasm is strong in this one

I would be more prone to buying android games through a steam interface on my phone... i don't even have a logical reason why... it's like... i WANT to give them my money...

yeah, i missed some of what you said, and I agree with you 100%.

the long arm of the catholic church is going to be covered in Santorum if they ever decide to pull out their support of him

oh, bush was definitely disrespected, just never to his face like this. it was always people making jokes and talking about what a buffoon he was. I could tell you that the only difference between dubya and a trained chimp is that a trained chimp can open a door, but face to face with the man? I'd have said "Hello Mr.…

also, look at the humble bundles. you can't do stuff like that with a store.

So Rhianna is avoiding fallout by hiding under Trejo's cred umbrella...ella ella eh eh

i fail at reading comprehension, but i'm awesome at math... XD

Mangled lawyer cadavers? I fail to see the problem.

either 2 or 4 mg per piece, with 925,000 pieces is either 4 or 8 lbs of nicotine over 6 years, assuming he ingested 100% of the nicotine in each piece

It's illegal for occupy protesters to camp in zucotti park. But not evil.

This is exactly what the Mayan's predicted. Once people can copulate with their iPads the Earth is no longer worth preserving.

My vision is augmented.

YUP