Statistics: learn it.

And a lobster dinner!

"Fruit" is a derogatory term for a gay man. What fruit are you referring to?

Patient's left. :P

You mean the French made your language thanks to William the Conqueror.

You mean "Americans", plural not possessive.

Both groups had the same caloric intake, so caloric intake itself can be ruled out as a cause.

I've always loved Michael Palin. The most underrated member of Monty Python. Well, apart from Tracy Chapman.

Brilliant. Reminds me of Artur Bergman's talk:

$70 is much much more than $99. Microsoft wins the price war, again.

Liberal? Last time I looked, the conservatives are the ones who say not to give teenagers condoms because they will "just say no" to sex if you send them to abstinence classes.

Why bother paying the Apple excise tax in the first place? More money than sense?

No. Apple prohibits writing to flash drives.

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Hear hear. Voice of reason.

> Too bad real world corruption soured it before we could see it succeed.

I actually had a similar thing happen in a US airport. Had a couple of pipe tools in my pipe bag. The tools have an attachment that looks like a knife, but it's really dull and only meant to scrape the carbonization off the inside of the pipe bowl. The TSA agent tested it against his thumb, brought it to the…

From the OED:

Awesome: the only way to delete your account is to send email to their support line —

Innocent until proven guilty. Simple principle, applies to everyone with no exceptions.