I would heap ten times the amount of condemnation on this woman. She was getting a fucking tan, not trying to find a job to give her kids a better life! The woman in this story deserves the fucking book thrown at her. She was hired to take care of those children and failed spectacularly. If I was the mother of…

Murder would be difficult to convict — they'd have to prove motive that she deliberately wanted to kill the children. Criminal negligence and endangerment, though, that we can do. I'm not a legal expert but some criminal negligence of a child I believe qualifies as a felony.

A suit would be the least of her worries. I'm not a violent person, but I would beat the cowboy shit out of her if I were those kids' mother.

in some of these cases I like to give the benefit of the doubt, but fuck this bitch. What is wrong with her? This was no accident. She left two babies in a hot van to work on her tan. Ugh. Add to that she tried to blame their mom. She needs her ass kicked.

Alright people, THIS one you're allowed to get indignant and judgmental about.

I'll bet good money the college's reaction would be quite a bit different if it was the football team's head coach being slammed onto the car.

If you can't handle your shit when someone is rude to you, don't be a cop.

But then you have to wash the food processor, which, to me, is a bigger ordeal than the damn chopping. Heh.

Also, that picture of him laughing makes it even better in my book.

Well, it started with people misreading medical literature about people with celiac disease and interpreting "gluten makes the intestinal lining do terrible things" to be a generalized statement, not a specific medical problem which impacts a scant minority of Americans.

Seriously, if I was rich, I would hire someone to chop my vegetables...that shit is the worst.

If GOOP really, truly, actually wanted to help other people achieve a clean lifestyle, she would not have made it this complicated. There are a million ways to eat clean without nearly that much work, time, and money.

Every woman is different. My general understanding — and I am not an MD — is that whatever level of fitness/REGULAR exercise your body is used to can probably be maintained while you are expecting. Of course, if you are having complications or are at higher risk for them, I'm sure a doctor would have something to say…

"Oh shit, when you said 'bridesmaid ass' I thought you meant.... Sorry dudes, my bad."

Eh. I like sriracha because it's sweeter and has a deeper umami flavor than the vinegar based hot sauces. Also, the noodles in pho are supposed to fill you up. Sorry that that isn't the case for you.

That's the whole point. The dude just gets to give party tips to "bros", while for girls it's "how to not get raped". That's how the discussion goes in this country. They're making a farcical point.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

Yep, cuddle your heads in our mouths....

Wages have stagnated for decades now while productivity is through the roof. So yeah.

Yes, the emergency fund rule is something all people should do—but not everyone is in a position to do that when minimum wage isn't even enough to cover basic living expenses and student debt has a stranglehold on many households. Simply saying "well then those people shouldn't have kids" is incredibly classist and…