"We called it a beatin'! We all got one AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY. Displin! Frmerly valoos!"

These were published on Buzzfeed like, 6 months ago. It got 2.4 million views

Yup. Mark I know you probably didn't realize that these were created in a response to the Dunham fiasco, but that makes this article approximately 100x funnier.

Pretty sure this initially happened RIGHT after the Jezebel/Lena Dunham thing. That's why the "added bird to head" thing is in here. DIRECT REFERENCE TO VOGUE!!!

Also, whenever I'm feeling down, I find the link to this PhotoshopOfHorrors thing and laugh the crushing depression away!

they closed down the daycare for the night with a kid inside. They did not call emergency contacts or the authorities to pickup the kid when the mom was late. That is huge neglect of job duty.

The procedure for when parents are late in picking up kids is to call CPS or the Sheriff's Department. The mother used and paid a daycare center to care for her child. She didn't intentianally leave the kid alone or with an unsafe adult. She overslept and would have gone through the authorities to get her child if…

I'm a public school administrator. It sucks when a child is not picked up, but it's really not that complicated. Call the family, call the emergency contacts, and if no one answers or picks up the child within the designated amount of time, take them to the police station with a printout of their contact information.…

Companies that take on the responsibility of children are acting "in loco parentis" and if they shirk that responsibility open themselves up to all sorts of lawsuits. It's the law. It's not some mother just looking for some cash. They did an incredibly irresponsible thing and are so lucky no injury happened because…

Yeah, usually the staff will stay and call all of the parents and emergency contact persons until someone can be reached to pick-up the child, but if it gets to be a long wait with no one answering, they will call child welfare, and the center will call the parents and emergency contacts again, saying that because no…

Still no excuse for leaving a child alone in a building.

Everyone should watch this movie to learn about the true nature of bunnies.
It's based on a true story.

that happens to be every time I go to the doctor, they told me I need to keep better track of my periods because it's SUPER important for them to know when I have a sinus infection.

I'm on a long dose birth control (for violent cramps) and haven't had sex in over a year... I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant. Pretty…

HEY good idea, how about "Ma'am, it's going to be okay. Just try to breathe and calm down. I need you to try and give me all the information so I can help you. "

not "quit crying" and those are shitty answers so now you are fucked.

UGH is someone chopping onions in here or what?

Exactly. For teens, crushing on a teacher is like crushing on an actor/tress or movie star. It's supposed to be a safe way to explore sexuality, because the object of the crush is unobtainable. I may have dreamed about Rick Springfield when I was younger, but if he actually showed up on my front door and asked me out,…

Uh, you should probably try reading because the outrage is everywhere. Nice try, though.

Commitment to fitness and being fit =/= having this sort of socially acceptable, thin body. I'm an ultra runner. I'm fit as hell and am strong. I'm also bigger than you and this woman. I'm not overweight but I'm not skinny or super low body fat... I'm just muscular/average looking. Because, while I am dedicated and a…

I don't think anyone means to be insulting, and certain people have bodies that respond more easily than others to produce very visible and obvious results. Some people might be really frustrated if they did decide to rearrange their lives to accommodate an intense fitness schedule if their body type didn't allow for…

I love this comment! It's so true. My experience has been that I don't fit either the glorified skinny model type, but nor do I fit the glorified plus size type. Both of those have proportions that I just don't, so I've not felt much comfort at all in society accepting either one over the other because my…

It's not "out" of someone else's misery. No homes would be saved if they had refrained from taking pictures. And no sparks were caused by the camera shutters. It's not like they're firefighters jacking around on the job taking pictures, and I would not put it past some soul on earth to do just that.