I read this in a Seussian way and laughed out loud.

I HAVEN'T WATCHED A MINUTE OF THIS SHOW BUT I HATE IT AND YOU'RE STUPID FOR WATCHING IT.

I so want this to be a real reunion.

Would you rather she just wept privately so that you felt less uncomfortable?

Duuuuuuude... to each his or her own. ;)

I have a few friends who died and still have FB profiles. People do wish them happy birthday every year but no one seems to be unaware that they are dead when they do so. It's more a way of saying "Hey I still remember you. I wish you were still here." One in particular that always gets me is a college classmate who…

You can like dong and simultaneously hate James Franco. The only cognitive dissonance comes from the fact that he himself is a giant dong.

Oh thank god, someone I agree with. Franco sucks, but I've really gotta see his dick now. It's gonna bug me all night.

OH JESUS CHRIST

"You let me in and I left you something"? Wow. That's some....wow. And you still want to punch things SIX YEARS LATER? I am shocked, *shocked* your ex didn't want to have a baby with you.

If you're a man who wants a baby, get a surrogate. If she aborts, you CAN sue here. See? Everyone wins!!

You know, in an ideal world where everything is rainbows and unicorns, I would say yes, it's a consensual decision between a loving couple deciding to have a child/not have a child. It comes down to sexual partners being on the same page. However, it isn't all rainbows and unicorns and it is the woman's body and…

Then adopt. There's plenty of kids that would love a home to go to.

You get to be in the company of women without having to pay for it. Pipe down.

Say Vermont again.

Her death will help me repent for my crispy piggy sins. Or something like that.

After reading all of the comments here and on the Facebook post I am not sure who I hate more, inconsiderate parents who bring their baby to places generally not kid friendly, or self righteous non-parents who expect that the rest of the world cater to their desire not to see a baby anywhere ever.