Look, when we're sitting in waist-deep frozen water about to drown/succumb to hypothermia I will be sure to remind him that he thought my present was a bad idea.

That is infuriating. I usually find just saying "yeah that feels really good but I want you to fuck me now" quite effective, especially if it's said with "I NEED YOU NOWWWW" urgency, but occasionally I've found the guy that insists on proving his oral skills. Fuck off, dude, this is about your ego, not what I want. …

Are you a doctor, or just someone who's been affected by Xanax addiction? I suspect the latter, since a real doctor wouldn't be pushing his/her own agenda on a person s/he didn't know. Do you think maybe you could stop with your own issues for a moment and offer a little compassion to this woman who is dealing with a…

THIS. Thank you. I, as a line cook working 12+ hour days, never cooked at home, like, EVER. Now, as an exec chef, I cook less than never at home (yes, that's a thing), unless I get some crazy project in mind or am absolutely craving something. But generally, the "4 ingredient/10 mins prep" stipulation is absolutely…

It's funny, because I encountered a similar issue with getting kids to say "Jew(s)"
when I worked in a Holocaust museum. If they asked or answered a question there would always be a confused pause as they said "The Jewish people" or "the Jewish." Depending on the group, I would say "If you're talking about a group of…

And the olds like to tell us that the current generation is entirely self-involved and uninterested in anything other than themselves?

Not that this is the point of the article or anything, but it doesn't matter what the ring was called when you bought it if you used it to propose to your gf then it's an engagement ring.

Catholic high school. Can't have any event with people of drinking age involved and NOT have alcohol. It's like a Vatican rule or something.

IT'S OKAY EVERYONE. A DUDE IS HERE TO MAKE EVERYTHING ALL ABOUT HIS UNRELATED FEELINGS.

"...a blogger job which gives me tons of money..."

What on earth did you search in google? Chocolate fetus?

I feel the same way, but its just how it is. If I am home alone, no one else is in the house, and someone knocks on the door - I do not answer it. I only answer the door if its someone I confirmed is coming over earlier, via phone.

Working while pregnant is awful, especially in weeks 35 and beyond (I'm 37 weeks on Saturday, due Jan 11). I do energy consulting, so I understand the pain of billable hours and limited leave. Yesterday I finally gave up and wore sneakers to the office. When my boss made a comment, I turned back and said "well, I…

I do not blame the woman who called 911. I would not know what to do either, you cannot force a person who is injured to stay. She may have said that.

Way to try and blame the only person in this entire scenario who acted with an ounce of decency and compassion.

Indeed. Yeah, Le Petit Comte tumbled down a full flight of stairs at about 11 months into the basement and smacked his head on concrete at the bottom. I seriously just screamed. (How this happened is a long and bitter story.) Poor Monsieur, who was in basement, saw the poor kid tumble the whole way down. So of course…

What was she supposed to do, forcibly restrain her?

I am sorry for your loss and as I said I think driving under the influence is a horrible, disgusting thing that should be persecuted to the full extent of the law. I will not get into my own experiences with it, and rest assured it is an emotional point for me as well.
But you cannot ascribe criminal, murderous…

Yeah, there is zero love in my heart for drunk drivers but to assert that she was trying to kill people is ridiculous and inflammatory

Nope, you are the only snowflake at that party.