My husband has noticed this. Every time I see him vacuuming in the afternoon, I know he has designs on me for that evening.

Though, flibanserin would be easier to get out the carpet.

This is hilarious and always the case when it comes to the last slice of chocolate fudge.

Matching kid socks is for special occasions. I got Punky Brewster episodes to show my kids (especially my nearly 9yr old girl)- now they mismatch on purpose and call it fashion. I win.

I don't want to stir the pot here, but as the guy doing laundry for my girlfriend and me, I kinda have to agree with Lindy on this one. Laundry, while not the most bullshit chore (taking out the trash, setting the table), is still pretty bullshit.

Oh, I know there are. My grandma was one. (And she'd be 107 if she were still around.) She used to say that she wanted to die in bed...shot by a jealous wife. Didn't happen that way, but still.

Think of them as my grandparents? Okay, but all of my grandparents were varying degrees of asshole.

More importantly, it demeans a woman in a leadership position, with the default assumption that there is an implied sexual dynamic between any man and any woman who interact in any context. Two world leaders interact in a friendly manner, and because one is a woman, they are "flirting"?? If the Danish Prime Minister…

It is depressing to live each day of your life, knowing you will never be as awesome as Michelle Obama, so I can see why people lash out, but really.

Surprise babies are just as loved as planned ones! :)

As a philosophy major, you MUST be the first to admit that insufferable, pompous douchebags are drawn to your major. I say this as a CREATIVE WRITING MAJOR. Trust: we have our own breed of insufferable asshole.

The Taylor Swift of shoes.

ALEXANDRA wasn't his girlfriend, either.

He may be on to something. I know that when I feel irritated as fuck by the ignorance and condescension of the GOP, it sways my vote.

I am sorry you have had those experiences.
But if your guilt- which you should not feel- is so twisted that you are actually saying a woman would be responsible for her own murder then I think you need to re-evaluate. Being a victim and regretting the things that happened to you does not give you a blanket right to…

Love this! When I lived in France an American friend of mine tried to ask someone working in the grocery store if a certain product had preservatives in it. Only, in French, the word "conservateur" means preservative. "Preservatif" means condom. The man looked very confused as to why someone would ask whether…

In Italy, I ordered a "succo di pompino" instead of a "succo di pompelmo." The latter means grapefruit juice. The former? Juice of blow job.

When I was in Israel, I once ordered a vagina of water. Kous and Kos are so similar sounding! lol Gotta love the learning and application of new languages. :-P

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye!

I like Tears for Fears, but have always preferred the Jules version. He redefined it as a very intimate piece, and it's hauntingly gorgeous.