as someone who had shoulder-length hair while playing high school football, i’ll also point out that most of them are sports played without a helmet. the tight fit of a football helmet negates most — if not all — of the pain associated with a hair pull, as it winds up tugging against the location where the hair is…

Nick Foles: Are you talking to me?

Nick Foles is way ahead of you...

Indeed, just as it is now the trend for quarterbacks to grow a third leg to attract more penalties for being hit below the knee.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Aliance of Magicians:

Gonna need a clarification on the rugby one. When they say “lower-end hair pulling,” are they talking about pubes? Because I feel a very rugby thing to do would be to yank someone’s muskforest mid-scrum.

Wendy’s nevers cuts corners, they should build cars.

Well, not Bobby Bonilla

Excited for the Mets to sport the Brazzers logo, to continue in the tradition of having everyone associated with them getting fucked.

Wish Gordon luck, because he’s probably going to need it.

So “racism is fine” a better opinion than “Triscuits suck.” I’m calling the police.

For the record, Triscuits are thatched garbage

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

As a teenager, my sister regularly played against Megan Rapinoe and her twin sister. My sister went on to be all-state in high school and all conference in college and blah blah blah (whatever, dad, I was good at sports too!!!), but I’m sure if I look hard enough in my parents’ garage, I could find some old VHS tapes…

/reads headline