ARod. ARod and Russ are both seen as having fake personalities, very plastic. Both have won one championship but are still seen as divisive forces on their teams. Neither one is really a bad guy, just stiff and insecure.

The pic of Wilson used in the lead of this article looks like he’s auditioning for a high school teen comedy series on Nickelodeon. “The real Super Bowl was the friends we made along the way.”

Brady also wore a newer-design helmet for around the first half of last year and then switched back to the old helmet in the second half. So he did take some time to try out a new helmet in game conditions.

That was yet another rookie umpire the Yankees and Gardner went after on Saturday. That’s the third one this year he’s flipped out on. Gardner was def doing the bat thing to show the guy up.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Dave Marcis. Always wore wingtips to drive, his entire career.

Yup. Had he talked about baseball, and kept his broadcasting job, he’d have a great gig that he was good at. But he couldn’t stop himself from spouting all sorts of hateful shit. And now he has nothing.

Alfas are at least pretty to look at.

Had he retired and then promptly been hit by a truck I’d wholeheartedly be endorsing him for the Hall. His on-field accomplishments make him worthy of it.

I pretend he wasn’t on the team and it makes 2004 much better in my mind.

He won’t and he won’t. Bet the house on that.

He was a great pitcher and a horrible human being. The latter prevents him from being inducted into the Hall and I’m just fine with that.

OK we REALLY need this series now.

“Need you to save the world again.”

I mean, just between Bidwell and Kroenke you’ve already got enough material for a lifetime, and I’d venture to say they’re not in the top half of high-profile owners. Once you get to the Snyders and the Jerrahs and the Maras you’ve got a full froth going.

Ah that’s too bad, I haven’t listened in a while and just assumed he still did it. Maybe this is the push to get him back on there.

It honestly might be worth the effort, because the regular WYTS series, while fun, has the distinct whiff of “we’ve seen this act before.” But Why Your Owner Sucks? In depth? Sign me the eff up.

“Ah yes, my pet!”

Get ‘em both on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, and they’ll really have something.

Daniel Farke just brought my Norwich City up from the Championship after winning it last season. He’s got at least this year to be safe, even if Norwich go right back down.