Obligatory:

He delayed getting laid and getting paid.

It would make for either a great band name or album title.

Oh hey, another mention of the 2002 Conference Finals. Time for me to get aggravated all over again. What a farce that was. And I don’t even really like basketball, much less the Kings.

Look, another promise gone unfulfilled!

Change it?

That’s amazing.

What a damn toxic mess. Wickersham should have been writing about the Steelers all along.

I wonder if Dallas is actually thinking about giving Khudobin a start or two against Nashville; he played insanely well against them this year.

Trespasser was great, I loved it.

EA and Bioware have always been a weird fit. Bioware would be far better served by an overlord that actually understands their RPG roots and themes.

The win he picked up as a pitcher was a 19 inning game, not 16 innings.

CC got pissed last year that the Sox had the temerity to bunt on his fat carcass, so I’m with you here.

Sheesh. That scout is really something. The only thing missing was “uppity.”

He put together a Hall of Fame career with 3 Super Bowl wins while still getting out of the sport relatively young.

I can’t in good faith argue with the idea that an 89 win team with a negative run differential was, in fact a fraud and wasn’t going to take the next step to being a contender without a big change in personnel. Had the Mariners bought into the idea that they were actually as good as 89 wins indicated, they were…

Don Cherry is so worried about this he’s gonna wear a blaze orange camo suit on the next Coach’s Corner.

So to get out of that toxic situation, he went to *checks notes* ....the Jets?

I can get behind this type of salt. :) See you in the playoffs.

Yup.