FRENCH fries. FRENCH dressing. FRENCH bread.

“Imagine the street value of all this SNOW!”

On the one hand, it’s $120 million.

BOOOOOOOOOO

Love the “ow my hamstring” grab at the end.

“While I am not a racist, here’s where I say a bunch of racist shit.”

I shouldn’t take this bait, but:

If Kap hadn’t wanted this to turn into a shitshow he shouldn’t have been a brown person. SMH.

Head home folks, it’s not getting any better than this.

I’m still angry about that game, and I’m not a fan of either of those teams.

Hey guys, remember when Peyton Manning kissed Papa John after winning a Super Bowl? That was pretty gross too! Not because it was two men kissing, but because it was Papa Goddamn John.

OK thanks, like I said I wasn’t aware of his prior performances.

Wasn’t Karius concussed for those two blunders? Seems like a huge overreaction from Liverpool, but I’m not close enough to the club to know these things for sure.

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

9 now. I’ll always upvote a Norris division comment.

Jeff Mathis has a career OPS+ of 52 and yet has been in the majors 14 years.

A perfect game is one where no one reaches first base. Also known as my collegiate dating career.

Yeah, that place rocks.

Well shit, and here I was thinking therapy was working.

Same. Let’s have an Old Port Deadspin meetup.