It’s smart for Davis to have it structured that way since he’ll be sure to keep his income coming in, but if the O’s have any investment sense at all they’ll earn interest on the deferred money that Davis won’t, so it won’t be a complete fiasco for them.

I’m sure Trump learned of an outspoken proud black Muslim man and just assumed he had a criminal record.

Shhh....you’re ruining the narrative.

Jules saw how well 4 games off worked for Brady a couple of years ago and merely tried to do the same. No biggie.

Congrats to the Caps. I have a bunch of friends in the DC are who’ve been dying with them a long, long time. They deserve this and I’m happy for them.

When in doubt, cherchez la femme. Poirot would approve.

He’s wearing a home jersey with the player’s name stitched on the back. That alone deserves a good tasering.

Isn’t this the 3rd time the Ravens have been caught violating these rules?

Dongs and many strikeouts definitely went together during my college days.

Guun looked OK, young keeper with promise but I don’t think he’s top tier yet. I think we will get there, however. His last name of course helps.

I’m a Norwich City fan and this hurt me to my very soul.

Those do look Lalime-sized.

He botched up a play in LF yesterday too, although admittedly the Green Monster makes a lot of more experienced OFers look foolish as well.

Man, all those dudes have to do to stop Embiid is to say “Hi, my name’s Al Horford.”

While watching the opening ceremonies from Vegas I was wondering when they’d just give up the pretense and start playing Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge.

I guess Yankees fans are good now.

This just happened in the Cavs-Celts Game 7 as well: Boston only made 7 of 39 3 point attempts. Crazy shit happens in Game 7s.

I certainly hear you on “retarded” or “gay,” but I have to push back on the first point. 10 years ago was not so far in the past that Simmons (who was in his mid-30s at the time) should be excused for saying such a cringe-worthy thing to a woman.

Bill Simmons: Okay, since you’re a girl, I’ll walk you thru this

The NFL owners could fuck up a two car parade.