Rhode Island athletic director Thorr Bjorn

Reid Brignac? He’s got to be in the Roger Salkeld “Hyped Prospects Who Never Did Much Of Anything” Wing.

Probably took him 3 days to come up with it.

Reggie Roby is horrified at your bad memory. Or he would be, if he weren’t dead.

That’s the passive-aggression I was hoping for!

Every once in a while Ortiz would lay a bunt down against the shift and leg a single out of it, which would always be hilarious given the yackety-sax nature of the play.

And then would have brought over a delish casserole.

STOP TRYING WHEN YOU’RE LOSING. WTF man?

He stopped everything, I kinda figured his GAA would be 10.40.

Best news I’ve heard all year.

Right? Maybe for once we can skip the inevitable backlash and just let this woman enjoy the moment. I enjoy a good public scourging as the next internet hero but this seems awfully cynical to start ripping her. Her having a bad take on the NCAA isn’t going to change anyone’s life for the worse, honestly.

Foster in fact was the emergency goalie for both Chicago and Winnipeg last night. There’s always one guy close by just in case this situation takes place.

The lack of empathy for other human beings is a scourge on this fucking country. He can have a lot of money and one can empathize with his plight. The two are not mutually exclusive.

I know! 53 in a game, 29 in 4th quarter and OT. He was a (very small) force of nature! He was a legit superstar!

I just clicked on all the links to the other IT articles after this column and watched him fuck up the league just last year and now I’m sad.

How’s business?

I give this trade one thumb up.

I will hit you up. Absolutely. Greatly appreciated.

Thanks man. I seriously appreciate that. Same to you.

Hahaha, I miss you too pumpkin!