He’s still not going to go out with you, Deadspin.

His last season was uniformly terrible. He got benched for Brock Lobster. 9/17 TD/INT ratio.

And the next year he was throwing water balloons.

I thought the injury that cost Peyton the whole season (the neck) was the ultimate reason he was a sentient chair in his last year in Denver.

I think your larger point is correct, but Manning had that neck injury that really hurt his arm strength. Brady is relatively unscarred in comparison.

Ah, always the Willy Wonka truthers!

Good one, but last year at home for color rush they wore all blue (the Brissett start game against Houston).

Only 2 last year. This is like seeing a lunar eclipse.

He had 8 days of rest before tonight’s start. He wasn’t tired. He just barfed up a hairball. Fucking weaksauce.

Oompa loompa loompa-de-doo

Tough guy redass Chris Sale sure came up small tonight.

The longest dingers embiggen even the smallest of men.

Ariel Prieto would make a great Let’s Remember Some Guys.

Yes, it always bugged me. Rain on your wedding day is just a goddamn coincidence.

Ours was “Dan Bard.”

He threw at Youks’ head on two consecutive pitches and got tossed from a game.

Often overlooked in the midge thing was that the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona also had to pitch during Midge-gate, and he was able to get out of the inning without any damage, which was a huge part of the Indians winning the game.

It totally slipped my mind that Salei died in that crash. Had I remembered that I wouldn’t have included him in the list.

I believe that’s “soory.”