Poor Ridley. He was out cold before he hit the ground after Pollard nailed him. And honestly he was never the same player after that.

I hear you. I’ve got 3 for the Sox, which is 3 more than my dad got, so yeah, it’s all good. I don’t need to add the 5 between 1903-1918 to that list to feel better about following the team.

See, I can respect this level of self-awareness and assholedom.

I’m not sure I’m ready for this level of intelligence and self-awareness from a Yankees fan.

And no black players in the league for many of the titles.

I find this whole thing just hilariously stupid in every way. Just another purse-swinging episode between the two teams. Yeah, I’m a Sox fan, but I ain’t even defensive about this, it’s just so dumb.

I’m sure you have fond memories of that glorious 1923 season, buddy.

And no balls.

I’m shocked: I figured any complaint filed by the Yankees with the commish’s office against the Red Sox would be about bunting off a fat guy.

He definitely played great in those Super Bowls. If anyone doubts that they’re idiots.

It’s nice to see Eli taking Tommy for a walk, in between his daily bowls of paste.

And John Dennis certainly knows about alcoholism....

(shrugs) It’s just fun to throw rocks at Pittsburgh’s glass house, ya know?

You guys kept running zone defense without a strong pass rush. Brady kills that shit. The AFCCG was clinical in his destruction of that D. Dom wrote a great article about it after that game (and he’s a Steelers fan and expressed pretty much the same emotions as you).

THIS IS THE DAY FOR SHITTING ON THE STEELERS. PATS-SHITTING DAY IS THURSDAY.

I’m not (which makes me the perfect Pats fan, holding grudges in perpetuity despite sustained insanely high levels of success that other fans would kill for).

Meanwhile, Rooney presided over one of the most drug-addled franchises in the sport, and he once excused James Harrison’s wife-beating because Harrison wanted to baptize his kid and his wife didn’t.

So he can make videos doing that and make money from them. It’s a sound investment!

Man, heresy has never kicked more serious booty.