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The sign on the Wall down the LF line used to read 315. They changed it a while back to 310. I believe the true distance is 308.

Judge: “All rise.”

Tony Mazz’ own career is the very definition of fat and happy. He’s so awful on the radio.

Look at that beauty shake its booty.

He got “hounded” out of the NFL because he couldn’t play.

It’s funny that you mention those marques, because many of these reports have the Alfas stranding their drivers on the side of the road or track. Yet (and I know anecdote does not equal data) I have been driving Volvos (first an S60, now an XC70 T6) for the last 11 years and over 250,000 total miles and have never

LOL

I can’t remember another car that Consumer Reports had to take back to the dealer 3 times in the first two weeks.

OK, but they didn’t always same the same owners and they have always been unreliable shitheaps.

He says theirs is a 2017 with less than 2000 miles on the clock. I don’t think it’s an early run, the car started being produced in April 2016.

You are a better man than I. Seriously. That’s friggin’ amazing. I love it.

So my burning question is...why? Why do Italian cars seem to have such terrible reliability? Fiats, Alfas, Lancias, Maseratis, Ferraris, Lambos....it seems that if it’s made in Italy it has awful reliability. But why? Those are all different marques under (mostly) different ownership and yet not a single one can

Or the embarrassing rash afterwards.

My elderly aunt had one of these for many years. I don’t think it ever got over 35 MPH in its life.

Aha, the old “Dude, I’ve watched them!” argument, which I think is Step 7B in The Idiot’s Guide to Winning Internet Discussions.

Bummer. But congrats on your marriage! I hope you’re married to the Lions, because clearly they’ve been fucking you for a while.

I’m pretty sure I’m not the one with the misunderstanding today. But by all means, continue entertaining me with your scorching hot takez and airtight logic.

Today we take a secret peek at Jack Levin posting on Deadspin!

They guy who posted, in all seriousness:

But according to your impeccable angry douchebag fan logic above, since he has no rings he shouldn’t be in the Hall.