Poor serpenty monster. It must be freezing.

I keep a Discover card in my decoy wallet.

I would have left a snarky note saying "I'm just doing my job you non-recycled-paper wasting (insert favorite curseword here)".

Butchu ain't got no airbags Lt. Dan!

So people that drive BMW's hate being with their families?

It's just the narcos creating a diversion while they pass some mules trough customs.

Fuck me Freddy is at #4!

I've seen some around Dallas for $12k with a rebuild. After a few bolt-ons I'm sure it could pass 160mph. Then again I've seen some 40k mile FD's that are selling for $20,000+ but those aren't the ones that we want to "go fast for cheap".

RX-7s and Mustang GTs. The FD mainly, the speedo says 180mph on those.

It went a lot farther than it looked it was going to.

How long would it take an elephant to DEvolve into a mouse?

There's a little shopping center off the tollway in Dallas that has ALL compact car parking... IN TEXAS! Hate that.

Family Guy already showed you how to make them.

I used to be really into AAA Lucha Libre but I hated watching Mexican TV.

The one with the green lantern (sorry don't know the girl in pink) is doing the Bend and Snap© which has a pretty good percentage resulting in being asked out on a date.

Nice Defender. The price is off by 100% maybe more. $19k can get me a nice rock crawler/daily driver.

Needs more sponsorship. I'm sure Tide and Old Spice wouldn't mind having their logo on a tiny blur.

The G-shocks always looked like they worked well, apart from being a little bulkier than the Casio. But don't they usually come in Snowboarder colors?

Good one! I did not specify. Or robocop in an escort.

Why use 4 Chevies when one Ford will do?