- "She's a Bene Gesserit, isn't she?"

I refuse to believe it's been a decade!!!! I also refuse to believe it's been almost a decade since I was in high school.

Since the New York Times covered this story, perhaps the reporters could help get them asylum in an embassy?

Maybe they can escape to another country and get asylum? Poor kids. So sad and senseless.

Weird, isn't it, when you think that the poor *are* the armies of the rich.

My partner is a furnace. We actually have to sleep under seperate blankets or else risk heat stroke.

Put that shit on your FB timeline as a life event.

Hah! Those backwards French! Trying to actually catch a sexual assailant with some degree of accuracy.

This is where someone comes in sarcastically asking if they should just never talk to women at all.

And it really is very lovely. That said, it's kind of more a day-trip place than a "Spend the whole week with family!" kind of vacation. One can only enjoy purchasing so much sealing wax and ye olde timey horseshoes.

At the risk of voicing an unpopular opinion here - we don't usually hand down life sentences for rape because indefinite imprisonment serves little purpose except revenge. Our penal system is at least theoretically based on a model where part of the goal is rehabilitation and reintegration. A life sentence places a…

When calling for someone to get the sack I think a certain amount of care should be taken with regard to general public knowledge.

I grew up in Northern Michigan where it was more or less a polar vortex all the time, and the dressing in spring clothes when it's still 40 degrees out isn't optimistic; you're dressing like that because those temperatures actually DO feel warm to you after what you've been through all winter!

That, uh, that was not my point.

"while that was not the intent, the perception became reality" really fucking irks me

Saint Peter is going to have a goddamn field day when this asshole shows up wanting to be let through the pearly gates.

Maybe it's just the Quizno's locations near me, but their quality declined pretty quickly. I used to LOVE their subs. Primo meats and cheeses stacked on yummy bread and toasted to golden deliciousness? YES PLEASE.

POTBELLY FOREVER. I worked at one in high school. best. job. ever. All I did was eat. I MISS YOU POTBELLY. Also you should know that it is, in fact "Potbelly" not "Pot Belly" and the full company name is "Potbelly Sandwich Works" or "Shop" depending.

I think the boyfriend throwing the bachelor party, but not being invited to the wedding, is a little strange. I've never heard of someone being involved in actual planning of those events not even being able to go to the wedding (I mean, that's a wedding-party-member responsibility, really) and I think it's a little…