I'm operating under the assumption that it was an industrial accident that some genius managed to turn into pure profit.

I felt the same; it sounds tasty. But not tasty enough I want to spend $100. And to be honest I'm not sure I want gold flakes in my food, they could leave that part out and shave $50 off the price.

I'd be really pissed if I found out my boyfriend spent three months salary on a piece of jewelry. On the other hand, if he spent it on a vacation I'd be delighted, so I guess I can't really judge.

Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries? Is that somehow politically related, or is it an issue that Clinton takes an outside interest in? Otherwise, she seems a bizarre choice to be giving a speech at that convention.

I don't recall an occasion when I ever asked a complete stranger (male or female) to pay for me.

I doubt Wal-Mart can do that much to Whole Foods. People who can afford to shop at Whole Foods are often not only shopping at Whole Foods for organic food, but also to avoid shopping at places like Wal-Mart.

You know, the popularity of books titled "Think Like a Man" baffles me. I've been exasperated, frustrated and pissed off as all hell at certain men before, but never once did I think to myself "they must be behaving this way because they're a man, and men are just so confusing." No, I thought they were behaving that…

Are there any women anywhere who were confident about their body as a teenager? I personally thought my pasty white skin was so repellant I'd wear jeans even on 100+ degree days. I burned soooooo many times while pursuing the elusive tans that I perceived everyone else in the universe as being able to effortlessly…

The thing preventing me from JFDI is that, at the end of the day, I don't really care if my house is clean. Sure, I enjoy the feeling of a clean home, but I don't enjoy it so much I would rather clean than watch Netflix. I get motivated to clean the places people will see when a guest's arrival is imminent, but places…

If anyone would like to clean while I'm out to prove to me that I'm not woman enough, I will happily concede the point and leave the keys to the apartment at the concierge. Also, if you have long arms to reach behind the fridge, that could really use some attention.

In the 90s? That's interesting... we had push-button phones in our house as far back as I can remember. Rotary phones were definitely something I viewed as old-fashioned even back then.

I'm 29 and haven't got the slightest idea how to make a call on a rotary phone.

It seems recently in the news there've been several incidents where people were super racist to her. I never thought I'd be in the position of feeling sorry for Kim Kardashian, but here I am.

I was thinking that your body weight in a year probably isn't that insane. The bottles of Sriracha I buy weigh a fair amount, and I go through them pretty fast. If I ate it with every meal and I didn't weigh very much I might go through my body weight in a year.

If a woman is President then all official communications will be sent in the form of cat videos, ending all wars and causing economic losses in the defense industry.

I'm sad to say I could totally imagine freezing up in that sort of situation and not knowing what to do. In retrospect, absolutely you should call 911, but in actual emergency situations I have consistently had an "oh fuck what do I do now" reaction. Happily, I am not an emergency responder of any sort, so my absolute…

You seem upset.

Oops. Apparently I have lost all reading comprehension today. I think I saw the stock photo and went "great a piece about women and their periods".

Why does this have to be about competition with women? Does it say somewhere that they still shared with men?

Not everyone cares about fashion. I don't "like" my clothes, but I wear things that are either (a) comfortable or (b) appropriate to the situation I'm in. Cheap is nice too, but sadly does not always work with reason b.