Did he really use a butt plug for the demo video?

Haoles are the only ones that get antsy in Hawaii. The rest of us just go "meh" and collect money from the Japanese Tourists.

Detroit Lawyers: Hey, what's that over there?

Here is the place where I rant about future generations not having more or less permanent images. Crappy cellphone pictures and needless filters will record today, and if computers 70 years from no can render the images they will look like crap, however beautiful Kodachrome from many decades earlier will still be…