Know how to drive a manual transmission. Not only is it the “ultimate anti-theft device” for cars, but it also makes you more focused on actually driving your car and less focused on that girl that likes every single one of your Instagram photos but never replies to your messages.

To me it looks like a Bentley boned a Merkur in the front and a Saab in the rear. Feel free to run with that metaphor...

With all this in mind, one has ask why the Pentagon thought putting such a large asset, both in expenditure and size, into production with such an immature set of core subsystems that also happen to be nearly impossible to replace with proven ones, was a good idea?

Did he fall down the stairs and land on top of a rattlesnake?

Meh. It’s a Cadillac concept, so if it does get to production it will probably be heavily watered down and they just combined the front of an Audi with the back of a Jaguar anyway. It’s basically a Grand Theft Auto car.

He’s about to get locked in a vault with $160 million, so he’s probably going to be fine...

Don’t racecars have fuse plugs?

Isn’t valet mode illegal in California?

The part we missed is that these kids are actually the Angolan Olympic team who are about to be demolished...

Nice price for uniqueness more than anything. Great vehicle for any aspiring African warlord though.

There it is. That’s an engine.

Just think how much of a disappointment it will be when everyone in Cleveland wakes up tomorrow and realizes they are still in Cleveland.

Did Bill Walton smoke you at Street Fighter?

In case you’re having trouble picking up the details there, Sen. Nelson thinks that if anyone at all outside of the defense establishment knows what the B-21 costs, then that would be Helping Our Enemies.

If I wanted to travel with something that smells bad I’d just take public transportation.

Shoot, I might have to vote for Trump now.

Why would anyone buy this instead of a Volvo S90?

I want someone to save this car. But I sure as hell wouldn’t want it to be me.

Good thing I don’t give a shit then.

...but she’s the epitome of the liberal hypocrite. Freedom is great, as long as you only use it in ways they approve of. Otherwise...