As someone who is in the market for a sorority girl, I must disagree.

Since when are those Porsches, the M3, and the Audis unreliable?

I don't blame them one damn bit.

So crack pipe.

Most commercial planes couldn't fit a pilot inside the width of the tail, especially two pilots. If they moved the cockpit below the cabin, that would take up space normally reserved for luggage and lucrative cargo.

I think the metallic of Verde KERS would have looked better.

Wow. An Aston that doesn't look like a refreshed DB7. Too bad it isn't quite real.

"I'm trying to put in my earpiece now, so you guys can hear me..."

This looks like a job for Kaner...

You certainly wouldn't want to meet this bear, who stalked two Canadian joggers through the woods with murder in his eyes:

Of course it was fair. How is "Guy who pays the most gets it" not fair? Auctions work well all over the world for all sorts of things.

I'd really prefer that Audi revisited the R8 TDI first.

And so, like the Audis of our own childhood, we have a metaphor for life. Which is that corporations will inevitably use the marketing power of your very existence to push a fantastically expensive product upon your parents.

Isn't California a two-party consent state? The jerk might have a point about the camera.

If it was a picture of anything else, Gawker would be calling them racist and handing out pitchforks.

So true. This is one of the dumbest arguments in all of sports.

Atlanta's not the sexiest choice for the show—not when the likes of the Bears, Steelers, Giants, and Raiders could have been forced into appearing.

The RCA commercial at 21:20 might be the best part of this whole thing.

If those are like the other weapons the Ukrainians have, they are likely old and poorly maintained. It would more be a threat against Russian incursions.

The obvious answer is that it's time to make sure the anti-Russian forces get MANPADS and whatever else they might need. Frankly, I'd be disappointed if this is not already in the works.