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I’m kind of annoyed that lots of Democrats are only troubled by this stuff now. More troubled than they were when Bill was running for things.

I’m not going to make a claim about mental illness. That said, I do think that the idea that Bill went home and told Hillary he raped a woman is preposterous. Frankly, I can’t see him going home and telling her he slept with another woman. All we know Hillary did was to thank Ms. Broaddrick for doing “something” for…

One of them wants to essentially disintegrate the modern federal government and replace it with a vastly more powerful system of state governments, and the other is a medical doctor who panders to anti-vaccers and people worried about wifi, and whose sole experience in governance is being in a town council.

A time without terminal illness? Yes. That would be great.

Causing death for funsies? You’ve never enjoyed the rare pleasure of teriyaki venison jerkey, have you? I don’t hunt, but one of my co-workers always brought a load of good stuff from his annual deer into the office and it was fantastic (and talk about fresh and organic...) Heck of a guy - he loved to can stuff from…

A bit off-topic. I was a juror on a criminal trial once and the defense attorney was so terrible that the judge would often have to stop her and tell her to start over because “the court has lost track of your train of thought.” After it was over I googled her and found out she was this garbage human’s attorney. I got…

From what I read, courtesy of a military lady I follow on twitter, the hand on the heart is just a thing schools teach kids, it’s not a requirement. As long as you stand during the anthem, that’s all that’s necessary.

I feel embarrassment so deeply in my soul and it is awful

I love this so much. It’s a total repudiation of the wannabe Cult Of Stufflessness that everyone claims to follow— but which never manages to make all their ‘clutter’ vanish (no matter how many books & seminars & hired professionals they waste their money on). Leave stuff for yourself to remember things by, and leave…

There's a small, vocal portion of Jezzies who will jump at any opportunity to hate children.

This movie was at 11:50am on a Saturday. If you wish to avoid children at the movie theatre, a weekend matinee might not be the best time to attend.

It could never be Cory Booker this year. The Dem’s have a chance to win back the Senate and Chris Christie would get to name his replacement. Cant risk losing that seat.

“Donald Trump is intensely loyal. He will never let you down.” - Donald Trump’s third wife

“I’m gonna build a wall, and make the Puritans pay for it!”

Somebody please quickly Photoshop Mariah’s head onto the cover of “London Calling”

Wow. The power of a GoFundMe.

Who the christ needs half a stick of butter for peas?

Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.

She means that fear is not an excuse for cops and vigilantes to kill Black people.