I think now would be an excellent time to wonder aloud whether it is "Masturbators" or "Masturbaters." Maybe we go for a somewhat more French way and say "Masturbateur?"

@arkdragon: I have no idea what you just said.

@Blyr: I'm having troubles with the site too. Hybrid link sometimes doesn't appear, for some reason.

@DannyElfman: Not only have you made a serious reply to an article about a damn cookies, you've made several, and ranted about a game-related post being posted on a game blog, of all places.

What, no one wants a taste of Owen's cookie?

@Kicken: Do you really like them that much?

@Jumpman: Yeah, me too, but that was annoying.

You know, I rather enjoyed F/SN for its -plot-, rather than the 'erotic' scenes, which, really, weren't so much. Nasu seems to have a bit of a fetish for seafood metaphors.

I will only think of it as a chastity belt if it keeps my (hypothetical) 360 from getting fucked by the red ring.

Interesting. I seem to have come across a problem, though, in that after applying the Camo theme and then swiftly removing it, my Minimize/Maximize/Close buttons have stopped working. I can still do the shortcuts (dragging the title bar to edges in Windows 7, etc), but the title bar doesn't render properly unless…

@derilium: It highlights your post if you're a new/unapproved commenter. People can't see them until starred commenters approve them. Like I just did to yours.

Does anyone else normally use RSS to view Gawker blogs? My RSS feeds for Kotaku, Gizmodo and Lifehacker haven't updated since around 2 am (GMT -6) today.

@Brmarlin: Stalking to get MORE things to know!

@Mister Jack, member of the Kotaku Illuminati: Hah, says you! Nutrition is vital to proper breeding, as is cleanliness! When you breed dogs, you aren't just getting them to hump!

@syl1985: I, for one, await the outrage of the underrepresented transgender midget French Canadian demographic.

@The Red Comet: Er. So you love Left 4 Dead 2 very much then, I presume?

@MePerson: Why did I just have to approve a starred commenter's comment? This is the second time this has happened (for me).

@AdolfEurystheus: Well, to refresh a second time, you'd have to stop first, right?

I can say this is fairly effective, for me at least. I tend not to do much except maybe walk around the house in terms of physical activity, but I fidget on a rather consistently high basis. My weight sticks around 120 or 123 pounds seemingly regardless of overall diet.

I don't write in cursive because I find it annoyingly hard to read, even 'neat' cursive tends to have the loops make one letter impossible to differentiate from another.