If I owned a Miura I’d be too raw from touching myself all the time while looking at it to drive it.

Stanced car owners who complain about tire wear. I don’t feel bad for you - you did this to yourself

#lolSkins

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

I saw Andy Dalton play the worst game any professional quarterback has ever played last season.

Factory Five kits are extremely well made, so it comes down to the skill of the assembler. With the included build thread, I feel fairly confident about this one.

Completely separate from all the above, I’d like to point out that he got injured in the rush to recover a fumble.

To be clear, the NFLPA’s argument has nothing to do with Brady’s guilt or innocence. They’re asking the judge to vacate Brady’s suspension on four grounds, as summarized by the Boston Globe:

3.) Fuel Gauge

I hope that area is much less populated than the foreground. ugh. I’m going to hold off on any smartass comments...

The biggest problem Hyundai has its dealerships not the cars. You can’t have the same dealership that sells a Accent, sell a Genesis, Equus or G. Well you could, but it would require a serious overhaul of their dealers. The biggest issue is that dealerships who sell to entry to mid level car buyers are gutter trash.

The lack of this particular car in this particular list confirms: Jellopiknik is scared of a lawsuit!

Trump is as un-PC as they come.. love him or hate him, his attitude is exactly what this country needs a dose of... his politics on the other hand....

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Agreed, though I think the grill looks like they took the one from the CX-5 and made it more “Ford-ish” in overall shape.

CX-5 was the first thought I had too - particularly the C pillars

Can someone explain the “I’d Drive It”? What are the options?

I can’t thank you enough for that comment. After today, it means more than I could ever say.

I wish i had a few million dollars sitting around so I could buy Jalopnik from Gawker and end this shit show. We’d never have to read a Jezebel headline about periods, or micro-penises, or finding poop on your thong, or what disney characters’ dicks would look like ever again.

Patrick - thanks for keeping the content coming today. I think your readers understand that the issues facing the GM sites right now are complex and challenging, but I wanted you to know that your effort has been obvious and it shows an incredible level of professionalism and respect for your audience.