Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

Oh my god, another Jezebel post praising the Galloway Gals? We get it, they were very influential in the feminist/dinosaur film landscape, let’s talk about something different for once. Jeez!

It is cutting the line. Just because it’s not technically illegal, you’re still being an asshole.

This is why I want a 997 Carrera S 3.8 Gen 1.

as I sit here in the Land Rover service department, waiting for them to finish working on my car.

well I’ve been engaged then married for a few years now and my wife is super sexy so I don’t need any trim. I only have eyes for other cars

An FR-S with a supercharger.

For obvious reasons; they are motivated by an ideology wholly hostile to our civilization.

As well there should be.

You’re looking for Gawker.com with comments like that.

It’s completely about freedom though. The freedom of govt to encroach on you.

a bill meant to limit the government’s surveillance apparatus

i trust things called the freedom act about as much as i would trust things being done for my own good, for my protection or things called the happiness patrol

Russia’s only defending their borders? Like in Ukraine? Or perhaps where they’re massing troops on the border with Estonia? How about South Ossetia? Are you joking, or have you been reading too much RT?

but the real question is does VTEC kick in twice yo?

350 horsepower.

The other difference is that there are actual missiles in those American launchers.

Here’s your review:

Buy one. It’s worth it.

Seriously, though - Here’s a laundry list of complaints I have about the car:

1) My 4000lbs V-8 semi-luxury vehicle doesn’t get the same gas mileage as a Prius. (19MPG)
2) The steering wheel is off-center. Only about an inch, but once you notice, you can’t un-notice.
3) The…

Yeah they call it Gawker media.

Yup; every single pre-owned G35/G37 owner I’ve known has been a GQ-lite, tequila chugging, leg-day skipping, “green for tha money, gold for tha honeys,” nightclub promoter-type working on an AA in Communications at a community college they never go to.