You say "I'm sick of the Hellcat" but all anyone hears is "I support godless communism."

Give it to the NYDOT they will do things beyond what even the most sadistic person could imagine.

Not exactly a sports coupe, but Lincoln Mark VIII, especially in LSC form. Actually, personal luxury coupes in general need to come back. The '90s was the swansong of the genre, and it produced a few good ones.

FWD be damned. These are both great fun to drive.

In order of how badly I want them:

Toyota no longer makes the Celica, which I consider to be a shame. They've already got Subaru's DI engine. Why not drop it into a new Celica GT-Four chassis and compete with the STI themselves?

Mitsubishi has a good car in the Lancer Evolution, but what they're really lacking is a grand tourer. Bring back the 3000GT!

Obviously not...

Nothing against the S2000 but you do realize this is Jalopnik, right?

"Did you guys know I used to be a mod at an Ion Red Line forum?"

Apparently at least ten psychopaths agree with him. Unfortunate.

If a guy landed on my car and I looked up and saw a massive dent in my headliner, I would not be laughing my ass off.

Quint actually sounds pretty good for this.

The FIA is out of control with their restrictions, and the racing is really starting to show it. To paraphrase Luca Di Montezemolo (Ferrari Chairman and highest level overseer of their F1 program, "People aren't going to watch F1 to watch driver's win by fuel and tire strategy."

The Charger in the photo is NOT a Charger 500, nor was a Charger 500 used in any of the shows or movies mentioned in this main article. Standard Chargers were used - either the base model or the R/T.

Is "homework" some sort of innuendo for something? If so I'll gladly take the help but the phobia of a random object concerns me... I'll go racing.