"Walmart, I'm loving everything about you!"

Oh, are we starting a Dongs-For-The-Eyeballs-Of-WalMart-Execs drive? Alas, I have no dongs, but I have a FUCK TON OF VERY SHARP FORKS I'd be happy to put in the mail right now.

"Race themed"

I'd rather be anyone being scarfed by Taye Diggs than the one wearing theirs all properly, and I'm a hetero dude. I'm just sayin.

Entirely white cast = default. Entirely black cast = niche

OMG, BLACK PEOPLE IN MOVIES THAT AREN'T ABOUT SLAVES OR MAIDS!

"This is just an issue on which we disagree."

I want to be the copy writer who came up with that one. :( My best so far was a tagline for an '80s-themed yogurt: "The new culture club."

Just Stahp.

What, you don't get your kicks filing false reports with the police? It's all the rage in my feminazi commune.

You know when Worf is facepalming, some asshole done fucked up.

Who knows? He sold her a line of bull. Or she's sympathetic to his beliefs. Some combination. It's all fun and games until you're the one in the hoodie.

I love the CNN comments on this story(paraphrasing):

This is how surprised I am!

I will forgive Kanye for everything and anything because of this moment:

We are ignoring the best part of the Bobbie Brown/Leo DiCaprio story:

Where did you see this picture? Asking for a friend...

I've seen a photo of Leonardo DiCaprio naked. It is like a baby's arm holding an apple. [I know, I'm really classy.]