Black Carribean Latina here. This hits close to home. It's hard to straddle three cultures and feel like you don't legitimately or completely belong to any. Incidences like these reinforce the feelings of isolation.

She's too busy being The Girl Who Didn't Go to Paris.

OMG. Aliza Licht is the biggest turd. Go back to tweeting morsels about your assistant ordering the wrong cake pops for a party. The people who sued didn't ruin it for everyone. Conde Nast along with other companies (fashion and non) are to blame for abusing what an internship actually should be.

I figure since I'm a grey too, I can take them to task without promoting them up the blacks. People with approval privileges should not engage, sure, but for me? Fuck that. I'll tear up their straw men and call them names if I wanna. That's the perk of being a grey.

HAHA this is the most meaningful thing my writing has ever accomplished.

OH CHRIST ON A BIKE

I COPIED THAT SENTENCE TO USE IT IN MY COMMENT.
THEN FORGOT IT WAS STILL ON MY CLIPBOARD.
AND JUST RENAMED OVER 25 IMAGE FILES BY PASTING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT FILE NAME I HAD COPIED BEFORE.

NOW I HAVE 25 IMAGES SPREAD THROUGHOUT MY COMPUTER ALL NAMED "DAVID HASSELHOFF MANIACALLY GRASPING…

Have y'all seen this picture of Beyonce and Blue Ivy? Dying.

I look forward to her Yelp review.

Every pop star in the world should strive to write a lyrical ode to the best '90s movie about witches in all of human existence.

Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the North!

SECONDED. ADD IT TO THE PETITION.

Is it weird that I think Jason Statham and Melissa McCarthy would not only be really great costars, but also highly effective real-life buddy cops?

My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

I'm sick of NPH and David Burtka's cutesy bullshit. In fact, I'm over them period. There I said it. They're so twee that it makes me want to vomit in my mouth; which would be much more pleasant than seeing another set of their family photos.

I am 13 pounds overweight and it has been very hard for me!

"i have such a nice personality and i have such a good job and am generous with my money - what is important about me are these and other things that are not physical - now BRING ME ANY WOMAN I DEEM PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH. ANY ONE WILL DO."

I've posted this before but here's an old pic in which he is touching me.