First glance “An AMG for 7500$? Scam.

because a Benz with 140k miles and a rebuilt title is ultimately going to cost you more

Why buy a 9 year old Mercedes with 140,000 miles when you could literally do anything else with $7500 and probably come out further ahead?

Can you drive it with a big cardboard box over it so no one can see you in that hideous thing?

Is there a way to get the car out of Super Pursuit Mode, or is it stuck that way?

I’d rather have the Golf R.

How do I stop throwing up in my mouth every time I see one?

How flat is your flat brim?

I liked when another auto journalist described it as a car stuck in mid-Transformation.

I’m totally with you on that. I literally would have bought one instead of my GTI. I just couldn’t bring myself to be seen in that every day. And I usually don’t really care what other people think. I don’t think my wife could even take me seriously.

If you wear a tie to the beach you’re already getting looks.

People will think your car is in the shop so you had to borrow your kid’s ride.

What flavor liquid are you putting in your vape?

Out of all of the hot hatches, I’ve found the Golf R the best to live with on a daily basis (compared to the Focus RS and STI, plus the lesser brethren).

Is it an Autobot - or a Decepticon?

Ok. Why is it so ridiculously ugly.

What kind of looks do you get from people if you’re driving around in a Civic Type R in a suit? I’m the type of guy who wears a tie to the beach, and I just cannot imagine driving in something that looks like that.

Honest question:

how does it drive after you go blind from looking at it?

If I beat it in a video game will it call me a homophobic slur and claim HACKS!?