Plot twist: ‘Decline Free Offer’ still upgrades you, but charges you the $119.

It’s not actually all four cylinder TDIs, just all cheating (read: 2009-2015) ones.

Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but this only includes 2009 and newer cars. An MKIV doesn't apply to this.

Probably not. The last MkIV Golf TDI was sold in 2004. At some point, you’re just trading in a 12 year old car.

Those top execs have cut their bonuses in half. Very accountable, don’t you think?

They’re going to move them outside the environment.

Makes sense. It’s not like if they announced false MPG ratings, or false HP figures, it’s worse than that. They knowingly sold illegal cars to customers.

Yep, lucky it wasn’t a Mustang or the film crew would be dead.

He was clearly a pound, pound and a half, off on the tire pressure on one side.

“HOLD ONTO YOUR BAT”

Tell me Kevin, what owner is worth celebrating?

Your website comes across as a millennial bipolar ex-girlfriend. Yet, it’s the men who seem to be acting this way.

If we were going to not get excited about championships because the owner is an asshole we might as well quit being sports fans.

You hit the nail on the head! Volkswagen on its own could have done this efficiently, but once you add in government "streamlining" it will cost twice as much and owners will get half what they are awarded..

VW makes a whole lot more money than Gawker.

Yes, let’s give a big chunk of money to the government and make them responsible for handing it out to the folks actually damaged in this. I’m certain that at least 6% of the funds will actually reach their intended recipients and not get wasted on administration, processing or outright fraud. First step, hire a…

There’s no way that EU in general, nor Germany in particular, is going to allow VW to go bankrupt.

Welp, my wife has a ‘13 Golf TDI I was planning to take the buyback on if the fiscal terms were intelligent, but if the government is getting involved via New York State, that’ll turn into a massive clusterfuck in which the government will manage to spend a massive chunk of the money for “administrative fees” and then…

“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

Found the golden state fan. They finally got called on the same nonsense they got away with in the first two games. Your boys are human after all.