(Whispers) not all white men

I’d just Bill Laimbeer that no-talent little bitch to the floor, then fart in his mouth.

He’s like the kid who used to show up at the schoolyard in authentic Jordans and Gary Payton jersey, yet as soon as you passed it to him, he dribbled off his foot.

I haven’t seen such a useless crossover being used in an attempt to confuse a black person since Bernie’s campaign tried to connect with urban voters

I’m way older than Justin Bieber, way more out of shape than Justin Bieber, and haven’t played an actual game of basketball in over a decade. After watching the clips from the videos linked in this article, I am confident I could beat Justin Bieber in basketball. His game is trash.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

but we should still try to send that goatee into the sun

The only dirty thing here is Klay Thompson’s goatee, which should be arrested and launched into the sun on some sort of sun rocket. There is no guarantee it will be destroyed. In fact, there’s a good chance that the goatee manages to hijack the rocket and use the sun’s gravity and an altered trajectory to find its way…

Some annoying jerk on the other team could have kicked him in the ding dong.

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

Hell, there’s something pleasantly ridiculous about getting riled up enough about baseball to fight over it.

Yeah, harassing a driver from your bike is no different than harassing somebody with a gun. Most of the time you can get away with it, but it’s always a better idea not to.

Dont fight cars, motorcycles.

Always amazed at the really stupid motorcyclists that ride up against a car trying to “teach them a lesson” Proof they have an IQ below 90.

If you’re intent on being a dickhead on the street, don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.

Cue the motorcycle riders who let other riders get away with this behavior by defending them at every turn....

Usually I feel for these bikers, as a biker myself, but I would NEVER ride along side a car like that for any amount of time, not even just to flip the guy off. Youre asking for it.

1.. this wasnt road rage.... this was a lone mustang detecting a lone meatbag nearby and lunging of its own accord...

Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

“In contrast, my other friend with 2 kids keeps asking me to go to Vegas. He’s still fun.”