Wait, I though only comedians were to be featured....oh, wait.

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The joke and punch line...

They should ban his stupid hair indefinitely.

Go take some more college classes about how you should be ashamed of yourself for working hard and give away half of your income to those who didn’t because they weren’t raised to work hard.

All of what you say is based on the premise that the universe is innately just. It is not. These people may very well go through their lives stepping on people and being happier for it and never facing consequences. They know it’s wrong and don’t care. Mere correction is not an option, because they already know they…

Unfortunately, Florida is locked in a battle with California for the “Land of Fruits and Nuts” award. This kind of crap is starting to be so regular that they don’t even get a “blip” on the news.

only 6 people in the theater?! i really thought at the very least there’d be be 8

You forgot one. The best spoiler-free line isn’t really line, but rather a ‘thumbs up’.

This is the face of a club promoter who’s not going to hit his quota tonight.

Kanter is Muslim; maybe he was trying to injure innocent Americans in the stands.

If you can make a three by actually throwing the ball downward even a fraction of a degree below a horizontal line from your hand, it is a dunk. For three points.

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

Some said “getting a purple nurple from LeBron” was an odd Make-a-Wish request, but who are we to judge?

LeBron is plenty familiar with Special Olympians considering the Eastern Conference the past few years.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Read the Houston Press article, he got a divorce in like July and he is already asking someone to marry him. It is HILARIOUS. The whole thing is absolutely ridiculous. He also told her to get her nails done because they were going to that Black and White ball, dude seems like a pretty huge douche bag.

This is not love. This is an example of how dumb men compete with each other. These absurd grand gestures are really more to show off to other men. “I proposed outside her office at work!”

and the sad part is once the lovey-dovey stuff wears off, she’ll get tired of his immature bullshit and they’ll be splitsville within a couple of years.

Love makes you do stupid things...