RedHotFuzz
RedHotFuzz
RedHotFuzz

Funny, when I first saw, “classless”, I was thinking of someone with no class, which would probably have defined me in the 1970s and 80s. I guess I was ahead of the curve because I bought a new VW Scirocco in 1976. I then proceeded to completely change the car into a GT4 version. Kosmoski House of Kolor paint with

I really want Alfa to succeed in the US, but this needs to come WAY down in price to catch on. This is an awesome little car, but I honestly don’t see what justifies the sticker price. Are you paying strictly for the Alfa badge?

All I see is SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Never buy a used car from a complete douchebag. A partial douchebag? That's fine, otherwise you couldn't buy a used Porsche, Ferrari, or any car I'm selling. But a murdering, car wrapping, cat deleting (complete) douchebag cannot be trusted.

Would anyone buy anything from a person who POSTS IN ALL CAPS?!?

The Sixers are such losers they’ll even find a way to lose at losing, and will win so as to ultimately lose. Those losers.

Where Amazing Happens!

I also remember math class!

Fortunately with Rondo there’s a 67% chance that shot missed.

Paul Pierce just confirmed what we’ve all long suspected of Deron Williams. Remember when Deron Williams vs Chris Paul was a legitimate debate?

And to think we thought of Deron Williams in the same breath as Chris Paul. Yeesh.

Jerry Sloan is from/has a huge mansion in McLeansboro, IL which is right next to me in Carbondale and I know a lot of people from there that have families close/closeish to him. They all say that Sloan talks about how he wouldn’t have retired if it weren’t for Williams. He apparently describes lots of stories of how

Deron’s State Farm Insurance twin stopped answering my calls after I had a claim.

Seriously guys... NPR has their tongues so far up Hilary’s ass, I vomit a little on my way home from work. Does Jalopnik also have to talk about her like 3 times in a single day?

There’s plenty of news surrounding Hillary Clinton, they just aren’t allowed to report on it. They certainly weren’t chasing her down to cover the Benghazi lies or her secret email servers or her shady Clinton foundation donors.

I hope she doesn’t get the nomination.

If she had a dick, 3/4 of the news outlets would be sucking it.

Reporters must be desperate for news, because the general public could care less about Hillary Clinton or her attempt to appear like a normal person. Not to mention, I’m pretty sure she hasn’t driven herself anywhere in the past decade. Why this is a jalopnik article is sad, even sadder is the grovelling and next week

“Now that was an ugly throw.”