Fiesta ≠ spacious.

Prius??? Dude, he’s divorced and recently re-employed, not dead.

Alas, I’m still banished to the Grays for daring to question a race-baiting Jalopnik post in months past (thanks a lot guys, this is how you treat your loyal readers?), but I’ll throw in my .02 anywho.

the GTI, with a sticker price of $28,410, would come in around $408 per month

Dude, this bogus chestnut died years ago. Try to keep up.

(read: unnecessary extra space and ride height) of a crossover

The problem is that manufacturers often only include the full compliment of safety features on their top-of-the-line trim. So do you want maximum safety for your family? Looks like you’ll be paying for leather seating, 24-speaker audio, a panoramic sunroof and ventilated seats as well. :\

I do wish people would stop for a minute and think about what they actually need rather than what everyone else is doing

By saying “segregated,” you mean black people are forbidden from living in Warren? Because that’s what segregated means.

Someone is gonna be hella pissed about the lawn damage.

Well, I’m sure a “normal” car wouldn’t be hurt by this, but a Ferrari probably requires a special “Ferrari-Certified Post-Grass-Run Service” at your local dealership at the cost of a mere $12,795.

Geez that thing is ugly. Why has Japanese design gone so wrong? (Exception: Mazda)

The Koreans don’t knock off products.

Why can’t VW be content to be the European Honda/Toyota but with better interiors and German driving dynamics and expand their sales based on those points? Why are they always attempting to move “upmarket” when they already have Audi to fill that role? Shouldn’t VW be the entry point and buyers progress to…

If they drop the wagon I WILL DROP EFFING VW FOREVER!!!

Hey look, a counter-example from a politically-biased source on the other end of the spectrum:

I’m thinking a Christmas Vacation-style corporate kidnapping of Mr. Hinrich Woebcken. We don’t want your stinkin’ Jelly of the Month Club. We want a friggin’ GTI Sportwagen. And cousin Eddie here will gladly keep you tied up until we get it.

Get bent, loser. Throwing articles from The Root at me won’t change the fact that I have to work for a living just like everyone else.

TEH MISOGYNY!!!!!!

I feel like I’m watching a site I once loved circle the drain.