My first car at age 16 was a ‘77 Camaro - V8, auto. That gutless turd couldn’t squeal its tires if its life depended on it. Bonus: crappy MPG anyway!

You forgot one of the biggest - and most dangerous - problems of all: people darting into the HOV lane when it’s restricted. Years ago in Utah when they finally implemented HOV lanes they made a critical mistake and allowed people to enter/exit the lane at any point (single solid white line). After realizing the error…

I live in an area where someone call sit through an entire green light cycle without moving and not a single person will honk their horn. If I honk from many cars behind people throw up their hands and act like I’m being rude.

As a Jazz fan, allow me to say thanks Denver!

The drive from my house to the dealer normally takes about 45 minutes, but the drive back in my new GTI took about 3 hours.

Agreed. Manual tranny VWs are plentiful and inexpensive. Jetta, Golf, Passat. Forget these dopey small pickups people are recommending.

Yes please.

Sure, but can they make their high-efficiency cars less abominable-looking by 2025? Yeegads, someone burn this thing before it can replicate.

Clinton (used his power to sleep with interns and probably other mistresses, but no evidence of non-consent)

This is Gawker/Deadspin. Liberal politicians don’t count.

Someone please Photoshop a roadster version?

MAKE THIS A ROADSTER!!!!!

You know you’re ULTRAWOKE when you’re bemoaning Aaron FREAKING MURDERER Hernandez’ death in prison at his own worthless hand.

And the Walmarts, Targets and fast food companies of the world are racing towards automation to eliminate as many of those absurd/irrational $15/hr minimum wage burger-flipping/cash-register-jockeying jobs as possible (where Amazon isn’t already doing it for them). Your company is an exception to the rule, proven by…

Apple is not an advertising company, hence they have no interest copying Google’s business of hoovering your personal data so they can sell targeted advertising.

“Unskilled” doesn’t mean the employee doesn’t have skills. It means the employer can hire someone off the street with no specific pre-existing skillset and train them to do a job in a reasonably-short amount of time. Which certainly applies to most assembly-line jobs. You don’t need a college degree or specialized…

but somehow don’t realize that their pay would also have to go up

it just wants more cash now

“Please note the informative and eye catching billboard to your right. I will now stop in the breakdown lane for you to fully appreciate its content.”