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Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown!

At least 4 year olds are mostly honest. Maybe not about if they washed their hands, but about the important things. I would vote for him.

They probably see some of the contradictions, try and resolve them, get frustrated, then explode in a temper tantrum and blame it all on women.

See, now, I think the SciAm findings are strange, because I grew up with a visible spoon sticking out of my mouth, and I'm much MUCH more impulsive/spendthrifty with money than my husband (who grew up in a trailer park), the CFP and certified tightwad.

Reason #10,594 that I will not be having children. I am way too OCD for this shit. I'd be calculating the exact amount of time my baby would need to spend in each position every day and driving myself (and probably the kid) insane.

Are provisions for LGBT partners/families included in the bill?