So what you’re saying is that you’d like video games to be regulated in a manner similar to how alcohol is, where there are limits on how much you can buy, which stores can sell them, whether or not you can be using them in public, where they can have additional taxes placed on them, where there are age limits imposed…

I think there’s a larger conversation that needs to be had about the “value” of the games we buy.

WRONG. Noon. If you’re not ready by noon, you’re not a cook. PREPARE STUFF IN ADVANCE. And then have leftovers for dinner.

ARE YOU GONNA BE OK?

That is fucking absolutely savage. I’m actually pretty amazed that they ran this. With that kind of thing, I mean, you must have medical staff waiting in the wings in case there’s a heart attack or something. Someone could die, of disappointment or even humiliation. What are the odds? I mean, imagine going all that…

Your opening line made me wonder why you needed multiple paragraphs to explain how you made $86753.09 working at home with Google.

Seems like just yesterday he was demanding that we build a wall. Get your story straight Stan.

See, this is why Family Video is still a thing.

You could add my gym membership to the end of that list.

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

Six of your Butt-22 are on the Chicago Bulls.

Yep, Fahey has been a bot for years.

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

slide into the three hole

Title of your sex tape.

“By your mid 20s at the latest it’s impossible to imagine being attracted to someone at such a different stage in their lives.”

Thank you for defending the honor of that most beautiful and valiant creature, the “gamer.”

In hell. He knows what he did.