So they’re gonna go the way of Presumed Innocent in this adaptation?

I get why companies prefer to just do their own thing now, but E3's demise does make me a bit sad. 

Happy to see the correct title on top.

So is this, like, a euphemism or...

“ahem”

I say this as a fan of the series, but FE has gotten progressively worse with every installment after Awakening.

This and everything in it is AI chat, right? Like, that’s the joke?

Just, what the fuck.

This thing looks like it could use a nice helping of some kind of horseradish sauce as opposed to garlic.

I need to get back to this one. I ran into a boss a few hours in that made me put it away. Normally I’m very into the hard bosses but this one made me think I missed something along the way. 

I’m really sorry to read this Nathan. I remember your work here from your Kotaku days. What you’re describing sounds terribly familiar to anyone with even a cursory knowledge of what’s gone at Vox, GMG, et al. Hopeful to see your stuff at a pub that knows what to do with good work. I’d love to support a Defector-like…

I hadn’t heard of that one but looking at the gameplay it definitely seems like something I’d be down with. 

I follow video game news almost religiously, check out a handful of sites multiple times a day, and follow a good number of industry reporters and insiders on Twitter. Until today I’d never even heard of Launcher and, hell, I have a Post subscription.

I got into the mobile Castlevania games for the first time last year and was pleasantly surprised at how great they held up. I’d always heard they were top notch but didn’t really have a way to play them until I did some home brewing. Really enjoyed playing them. 

Whenever I see a list like this I always have to bang the drum for Dust: An Elysium Tale. Yes, I know it’s almost ten years old now, but I still think it’s been incredibly underrated. Metroidvania is my favorite genre of games, and I think Dust is on the Mt. Rushmore. It does all the usual Metroidvania things, but…

I mean, it’s RAM. Don’t people just go and add as much as the computer will allow? It’s the easiest part of the whole buying process. Just get a shit ton and forget about it for the next decade.

I’m gonna watch the show, but everything I just read in this blog confused the hell out of me. Breakfast Egg Rolls? From Green Bay? Veal Milanesa from anywhere?

This stuff sounds like kitchen meals that are simply made outdoors, as opposed to what I’d actually want: proper tailgate food. 

I mean, they aren’t wrong.

Reading someone’s thoughts about when they first took That Elevator down will absolutely never get old.