I think I’m to the point where I worry that Elden Ring ruined a big genre of games for me. I was looking for a time suck this weekend and I went back to play AC: Valhalla. It was fine. About four or five hours into it I remembered Elden Ring is a game that exists. Instead of doing raids for the same materials over and…

It’s a dad show but actually rules. 

Not a lot of Bosch fans at the AV Club, apparently.

This is the future Timecop promised us. 

I lived on Nacho Cheese Doritos and Surge. Truly elite pairing. 

This is just stupid horse-shit. Including a proper co-op mode wouldn’t affect a single person who prefers to go it alone, or someone who only wants help in certain spots.

I mean, I’m middle age and I thought it was a Placebo song for like ten years.

Some people just have too much goddamn money.

Boy, this list is jacked up (in my opinion). I haven’t played Borderlands VR or the iOS game, but after that I’d go:

Friday Fish Fry

*martin landau voice*

When I moved to a small town in Wisconsin six or seven years ago, I ordered a rye old fashioned, sweet, no fruit. Bartender had never made one. The next week I went to a different bar and ordered the same thing. No joke, this bartender I’d never met in this bar I’d never been to says, “Oh, you’re the new guy in town…

I bought a Kitchen Aid Pro series model years ago and haven’t regretted it for a day. Not only does it make everything easier and faster, it gets my to cook things I likely wouldn’t have if I had to do it manually.  

That’s been my experience too in the limited number of times they’ve dropped. 

I wonder what could be done with the frozen ball variety. Those are my favorite.

The last slide is wild. Grilled cheese was the first thing I learned to make when I was a kid, and we always just added butter to the skillet first. Before the flip, just add a little more. 

The correct time to spend in the shower is the amount of time it takes to briefly wipe away the crippling depression you have and/or finish your beer. 

Who can forget the time a Brand tried to normalize brother sister, uh, relations.

What a novel, original idea.

My Rivers of Blood+10 in my right hand and Uchi+25 in the left carried me through NG+1 in an afternoon. There was just nothing that made any fight more than trivial.