Some people just have too much goddamn money.

Boy, this list is jacked up (in my opinion). I haven’t played Borderlands VR or the iOS game, but after that I’d go:

Friday Fish Fry

*martin landau voice*

When I moved to a small town in Wisconsin six or seven years ago, I ordered a rye old fashioned, sweet, no fruit. Bartender had never made one. The next week I went to a different bar and ordered the same thing. No joke, this bartender I’d never met in this bar I’d never been to says, “Oh, you’re the new guy in town…

I bought a Kitchen Aid Pro series model years ago and haven’t regretted it for a day. Not only does it make everything easier and faster, it gets my to cook things I likely wouldn’t have if I had to do it manually.  

That’s been my experience too in the limited number of times they’ve dropped. 

I wonder what could be done with the frozen ball variety. Those are my favorite.

The last slide is wild. Grilled cheese was the first thing I learned to make when I was a kid, and we always just added butter to the skillet first. Before the flip, just add a little more. 

The correct time to spend in the shower is the amount of time it takes to briefly wipe away the crippling depression you have and/or finish your beer. 

Who can forget the time a Brand tried to normalize brother sister, uh, relations.

What a novel, original idea.

My Rivers of Blood+10 in my right hand and Uchi+25 in the left carried me through NG+1 in an afternoon. There was just nothing that made any fight more than trivial. 

Nioh 1 or 2.

Yes, and it’s my go to for a cheap and satisfying chili cheese dog. 

I was craving a hot dog and found out 5Gs had them. I was goddamn blown away when I got there and saw the prices. I figured this had better be the best hot dog on the planet if I’m $9.

I honestly fear that Elden Ring has ruined video games for me.

I honestly fear that Elden Ring has ruined video games for me.

• Decreased Ash of War, Hoarfrost Stomp’s damage and increase cast time.

Team Ranni 4 Lyfe.

I’m not gonna care either way. I never preorder games and I made an exception for this one. I’m sure it’s going to be great. But it would strike me as weird if FS made that as the intro to their big new IP.