I’ve been playing it almost non-stop since it came out. I very much love what it is, while also lamenting what it isn’t quite.

Does the “ask a dozen questions, make half a dozen special requests” at the restaurant person count on this list? I will judge people for chewing with their mouth open and speaking with their mouth full, but dining with the above person will make me lose my mind.

“Gin Blossoms of emo” might be the most accurate term here;

It’s amazing how that line’s treated like a given, as if it isn’t the complete opposite of the truth.

I think this will be an incredible game, but I can’t be the only one disappointed it’s a game being developed for the PS4 hardware, right? I say that with all the caveats that GOW looked next-gen on last gen hardware, and even as I fire up GOW on the PS5 now it looks incredible, but as one of the company’s flagship…

Will never complain about more Borderlands. I wish the formula would change in a substantive way, but in the end I’ll end up dumping untold hours into it. Sometimes time suck games are just what I’m looking for.

Emmerich’s movies might not be good, but I will watch the hell out of them whenever they pop up on FX or whatever. Absolutely perfect Saturday afternoon shit for the last 20 years. I’m sure this will be added to the rotation.

It’s easy to ignore marketing if you’ve literally never seen it. I have no idea what you’re even talking about.

I would love to “think about it”. Many game are better because the story makes that kind of impact. But if it doesn’t I’m not going to care, because it’s Far Cry. It’s a dumb 80s action movie you play.

It’s a dumb series built around shooting nameless enemies, hunting animals for their skins, taking down forts, and blowing shit up. Personally, I really don’t need it to be more than that. 

Saints Row the Third got me into the series. I loved it back then. If it drops in price on Xbox, I’ll be happy to give it a go again. But the 4th, while still solid, ended up jumping the shark. The super hero powers seemed like a good idea, but they made the whole game kind of weightless once you were superman and for…

No worries. Half will be bumped to the summer. 

I’m an Old now, and this is a new trend? Kids were doing this in the 80s and 90s. Frozen Fruit by the Foot was great too.

Lapsed Destiny 2 player of a year or so. I think I last played when the expansion with the blizzards came out. It worth or easy getting back in?

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.

Seeing Jason Takes Manhattan as a little kid messed me up for a long time. This moment, specifically.

THANK YOU.

**reads the synopsis**

EAT SHIT.

Literally the first thing I thought to. It almost makes the story too unbelievable.