It won’t take 100 hours. I started with Inquisition back when it came out and I think it might have been a 40-50 hour game. The reason it’s even that long is the lousy fetch style sidequests. You can get through the meat of the game long before that.

Gotta be the Quik Trip. As they’ve gotten nice they’re pretty convenient for one stop meal shopping if you’re not interested in a trek through the grocery store. I’d also rather drink their cheap coffee than anything I can pay $4 for at a coffee shop.

Switch, please.

Wow, y’all completely missed the point of the quiz, didn’t you. 

Finally a professional echos what I’ve long suspected about mushrooms on pizza: fresh are trash. 

Or, hear me out, ALCOHOLIC Fireball eggnog to your morning coffee.

Sitting at a desk is why I’ll likely never get into PC gaming. I barely understand the appeal of it. If I didn’t sit in front of a computer for eight hours a day I might, maybe. But no, if I’m playing video games it’s going to be sitting on my couch.

Why did you feel the need to remind all of us that “Kids” exists?

That part wasn’t easy, no doubt. But I did see myself getting a bit better after every death and I think I made it on the 9th or 10th attempt.

I randomly started Ori and the Blind Forest on Gamepass last week and I’ve spent all my gaming hours on it since. Just a magical game, and I can’t wait to dive in to Will of the Wisps this weekend. 

But I want it now!!

Dope. Looks like my local Woodman’s has this stuff. 

I don’t care how it’s aged, “Mr. Telephone Man” still bangs. 

Seems like I’m closely aligned with Ethan. I honestly can’t remember a time where I chose the Evil Path, even as I think it might be fun. 

On one hand I like being able to sell or lend out old games. On the other hand I’ve got stacks of PS4 games I can’t play because for the second time my disk drive has gone to hell. 

I rolled through the career mode for about 30 fights until I got to Bones Jones. I had to re-start the fight a dozen times because he’d inevitably get me on the ground, and I wouldn’t be able to get up or change to an advantageous position. I was completely fucked every time. Eventually I won by “blocking” below the…

Great. Now I’mma have that song in my head all morning. 

Agreed. The original DD on NES might be my favorite from that console era. Love it so much. 

Happy birthday dude!

As a Borderlands super-fan, believe me, you can just delete the pre-sequel now.