The Volvo will actually start up in the morning. Advantage: Volvo.

His dick was possessed. It’s the only explanation.

Besides, one would have to be an exceptional idiot to cheat on Mila Kunis.

Don’t be surprised to find some resistance to your amping up the puns.

This should come as a shock to no one.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

It’s trivial to find out.

uranium-235 or plutonium-239.

I’d also like to point out that even with Lauda on his knee, he still comes up to Bernie’s chest. Like how Elijah Wood and Co. looked way tinier than Viggo Mortensen with the use of forced perspective in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

This is nonsense. I remember seeing a documentary in the nineties about what happened to Amelia Earhart. She was kidnapped by aliens along with a bunch of other people, and taken to a planet on the other side of the galaxy. Then some other humans got lost in space and found Amelia Earhart after discovering a pickup…

Of course she’s not dead.

Isn’t that kind of sad that he felt he had to dump a white woman because his own people would shit on his image? I’m actually really intrigued by the Tupac letters because he really was a brilliant mind and didn’t get enough credit for it at the time.

I’m torn thusly:

Guess it’s a good thing that that’s not what happened, then.

Yeah, I think sometimes people forget how sucky it is to drive a bad manual. They’re great on sports cars, but it’s just a hassle in a Ford Explorer or Nissan Versa. Just more work with little if any reward.

pppfffffttt I’ve been wrecked in way more countries then that in a weekend.

In order to do this you will have to be in a public lobby and invest over 1.5million per attempt. Want a shark card?