Is it possible the separatists just stole some of these to give them cover for newer units being brought in from Russia?

Mulder: Look at this, Scully, there has been another unsubstantiated Defender sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

It's not the Land Rovers that are the problem. It's that each grey market Landie is infested with leprechauns. When they open the container at the dock, the little blighters scurry and now, our great country is also infested with the little buggers.

Hello, I'm a teen. I'd like an original Mini, but since that's got the crash absorbency of a wet cereal packet, I think I'd prefer a Volvo 940 wagon. Big, roomy, miles of crumple zone and capable of crunching the miles.

It's a Miata. Because the answer here is always a Miata.

Now THIS is the kind of Mercedes I'd drive to the welfare office to pick up food stamps.

Test Driver: "Giancarlo did you say it 'brakes' or 'breaks' around corners?"

So fast, it laps the track on its tippie-toes.

Dammit. Forgot to make the obvious fire joke.

Uhh.. duhh. Thats why I took my dog in my Porsche everywhere...

Why not wagon-ize every car?

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Good bye Mitsubishi's only vehicle worth a damn. I'd say I wish for a Lancer XI, but with the kind of cars they've been putting out lately I'm not so sure.

If they ban these suspensions using the pathetic 'we say it's a moving aero device' excuse i'll pull my hair out! If they dont want them just ban them and be done with it! If they call fric a moving aero device then they also have to completly ban suspension of any kind as well.F*cking retarded brats the fia are

An exact reenactment of the FIA's department of bullshit regulations when they heard Formula 1 was supposed to be about crazy awesome technology. Behold.

Yes, really. Teammate rivalry. Ricciardo getting his first race win. All the teams struggling with reliability. Bottas making headway. Massa beating the Mercedes to pole in Austria. Controversy in Monaco. CRASHES 'MURICA. Even Alonso and Vettel risking everything for FIFTH.

Another off-the-cuff bullshit change proposed by the FIA. Why would they try to implement such a ban MID SEASON? At least think it over and let it play out over 2015 instead of messing with the awesome season that is currently unfolding.

Another day, another Jalopnik post bitching about MINI.